Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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