Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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