paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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