Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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