You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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