He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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