so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this beer tastes like vomit already
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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