The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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