Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
did i just pee glitter
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
