I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You were trust falling into bushes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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