I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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