who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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