physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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