can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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