my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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