some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.