how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
whose parrot is this?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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