READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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