anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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