Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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