Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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