My cat gives me a boner
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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