i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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