I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
