i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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