Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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