i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
