i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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