We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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