whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
