Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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