Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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