Ambien. No doubt about it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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