At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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