Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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