What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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