Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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