she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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