we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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