what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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