do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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