found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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