Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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