Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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