Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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