Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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