kristin has been a bad kristin
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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