Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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