Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Alive.
So much puke
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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