chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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