Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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