Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
