Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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