why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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