yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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