There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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