what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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