Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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