I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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