Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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