Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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