You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Fuck appropriateness.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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