I think i peed on brittanys purse
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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